Acronym

[SpiralDragon]

here is one un tech realated acronym.... (ATR)

here is a small hint

a man has to go to the toilet but the mens room is full... so he goes in to the ladies room....

he is amazed to find that the women's chairs are equiped with all sorts of buttens..... he press one and his ass gets wiped clean... he presses another and he gets a magazein etc.. etc..... the last buttun on the chair is red and has this acronym on it (ATR)

he wonders about it but not for too long.... he pushes the butten...

next thing he knows, he is waking up to find himself in a hospital.... he sees a nurs and askes here "what am i doing here?"

she replies "you pressed the............................................... ..........

[mutz]

Rural Australia Thesaurus of Computer Terminology


Barbie=wife
mozzies=mosquito
ute=pickup truck
tinnies=cans of beer


Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbie

Download - Get the firewood off the ute

Hard drive - trip back home without any cold tinnies

Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once

Keyboard - where you hang the ute and motor bike keys

Window - What you shut when it's cold

Screen - What you shut in the mozzie season

Byte - What mozzies do

Bit - What mozzies did

Mega Byte - What Townsville mozzies do

Chip - A bar snack

Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips

Modem - What you did to the lawns

Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife

Laptop - Where the cat sleeps

Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Rooster

Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart

Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

Mainframe - What holds the shed up

Web - What spiders make

Web Site - Found in the shed or under the verandah

Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot

Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go

Yahoo - what you say when the ute does go

Upgrade - A steep hill

Server - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch

Mail Server - The bloke who puts letters in the converted milk churn

User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things

Network - When you have to repair your fishing net

Internet - Where the fish go when you put the net out

Netscape - When fish get out of the net

Online - When you get the washing hung out

Off Line - When you take the washing down

Log On - Make the barbie hotter

Log Off - What you do when the sausages start to catch fire on the grill

[Marshmallowman]

barbie=wife?

that makes the last 2 sound very weird...maybe barbie = BBQ

[mutz]

...Log In might be clearer...