Simpsons

[Byock]

Originally posted by Novdid
But we all love Zokes...right???

With his Anti-Chicken views??


Bah! what would MURC be without Zokes and his "Bouncy" friend...

[Ajax]

I thought Zokes was quite fond of Chicken... didn't you read the recipe?

[Ajax]

Speaking of Chicken, and Simpsons... did you ever notice all the chickens in Marge Simpsons kitchen? Byock?

[Byock]

OK, One of these days, chickens are going to revolt!! and it will be Hell to pay for all of you!! Muwahahaha!! Then I shall be king!!

(Not king of MURC, the last person to attempt that became the Village Idiot...)

[thop]

the episode where homer buys himself a computer at "honest john's computer shop".

[Ajax]

Ok, something to get the heat off of chickens...

Homer: Lisa honey, are you saying you're _never_ going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal

[DentyCracker]

Homer: "Brain, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but let's just get through this so I can go back to killing you with beer."

Also
Homer has heart attack and dies.
Burns: (to Smithers) "Send the widow a ham"
Homer's Spirit: "Mmmmm, Ham" runs back into body, Homer recovers.
Burns: (to Smithers) Cancel the ham.
Homer: "DOH!!!"

[agallag]

Homer has all the best quotes

Singing "Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey... On my vacation away from workey"

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there... save me Superman!"

Singing "My baloney has a first name, it's H.O.M.E.R, my baloney has a second name it's H.O.M.E.R."

"Mmmmm... free goo."

"Lisa! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

Homer:"No TV and no beer makes homer something something"
Marge:"Go crazy?"
Homer:"Don't mind if I do! (crazy screaming ensues)"

[KRSESQ]

"Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in his-to-ryyyyy!
From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut treeeee....AIIIIGGHH!"

Kevin

[Taz]

"Look Marge they've got the internet on computers now."

[RichL]

I think one of my favourite scenes is the Flanders family reunion scene :


"Flanders! You're having a family reunion and I wasnt invited?"

"This here is Jose Flanders."
"Beunos ding-dong-diddly-Dias senor!"

"I know, I'll have a barbeque, and I'll only invite who I want!"
"Can I come?"
"Sure! D'oh!"

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Ajax
I was wondering how long it would take for Zokes to post... 48 minutes.

I was sleeping at the time! (if only I could sleep type! )

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Byock
OK, One of these days, chickens are going to revolt!! and it will be Hell to pay for all of you!! Muwahahaha!! Then I shall be king!!

(Not king of MURC, the last person to attempt that became the Village Idiot...)

The day when Chickens eat humans! "Hey everybody! Let's go for some Kentucky Fried Human! YAY!"

It's beak lickin' good!

[Pace]

I liked the "Thomsons" episode (where Sideshow Bob returns and they get moved as part of an FBI protection program).

Homer sits, two FBI agents try to get him to respond to 'Mr Thomson' - brilliant

Too many stuff to quote it all I'd suppose, and the time Bart I believe causes him to land in a hole, then he realises there's Apple Pie there: 'Mmm...Apple pie..."

[Dilitante1]

Byock, remember? chickens come to the rescue of the cows in the ballad "Cows with Guns"....worth looking for as it is a funny song