Simpsons

[SitFlyer]

Cows With Guns

Very funny song.

[VJ]

Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart S-M-R-T. Euhm, I mean SMA...(muffled sounds)

Homer: You have tried, and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

[Wombat]

I know I shouldn't eat thee, but ....Mmm, sacrilicious.

[Fat Tone]

Marge: "Dinner will be ready in 40 seconds, Homer"
Homer: "Aww, I wanted it now!"

Actually, I think they have used that twice.

[RichL]

Originally posted by Tony Andrews
Marge: "Dinner will be ready in 40 seconds, Homer"
Homer: "Aww, I wanted it now!"

Actually, I think they have used that twice.

Close

Theres a bit in the episode where Moe transforms the Tavern into 'Uncle Moes' (Its good, good, good, good, good good-good!) and gets an ex-Navy deep fat fryer (IIRC has 'USS IOWA' or something on the side, and says to Homer as it arrives on the truck :
"This thing can flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds."
"Forty seconds? Aww, I wanted it now!"

[Fat Tone]

[Ribbit]

My favourite is 'You Only Move Twice'

borrowed from SNPP
Hank: Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.
[activates a remote]
[an explosion occurs near the UN building]
Man 1: Oh, my God, the 59th Street bridge!
Man 2: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
Man 1: We can't take that chance.
Man 2: You always say that. I want to take a chance.

[Byock]

Originally posted by Dilitante1
Byock, remember? chickens come to the rescue of the cows in the ballad "Cows with Guns"....worth looking for as it is a funny song

Hmmm, time to download that one!!

Thanks.

[ZokesPro]

Lisa: "Did you know that the Japanese use the same word for crisis as for opportunity?"
Homer: "Yes! Crisitunity!"

[agallag]

Another great one was (I think) when bart joined the junior campers. He set a rope trap in the kitchen, with pie as the bait. Homer walks in and says... "Ooooo, floor pie!!!"

[Ribbit]

This line from that episode still cracks me up when I think of it (SNPP rules, BTW):

Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? [His chair collapses] D'oh! Stupid poetic justice.

[ZokesPro]

The Simpsons, like Army of Darkness is GENIUS! Pure genius. Great humour good fun!

Me and a few buddies would spend hours quoting The Simpsons until we couldn't think of anything anymore. We laughed so much that day. The show is even awesome when your not watching it! Genius I tell ya!