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  • #1

    Nintendo has lost it's innocence :D

    I do admit that I wasn’t that surprised when i found this

    And you'd never believe where I stumbled on the link

    Nintendo=Masturbation Aid for teenage girls.....

    I have just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these products as masturbation aids. I think that we should call for the banning of these so called game consoles.
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  • #2
    Ha! That's nothing!

    Just a moment...
    http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html
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    • #3
      Hahahaha!

      I hope they wash the controller after their done!

      But seriously, the guy wants to ban all gaming consoles because they vibrate? That's a pile of crap.

      There's a few mini-games in Mario Party 4 that you would not be able to play without the vibration feature.

      I think he's just jealous cause it's not getting him off!
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      • #4
        Girls are having it better than us, it seems!

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        • #5
          We drew the curtains and darkened the room. Justin played for hours. Dreamily I would once in a while say things like, "Could you do the 2nd Area again? That's my favorite."


          I looked at the package curiously. "I wonder what that's for? It costs nearly 2000 yen more!"
          "Let's get it!"
          That didn't take much desicion making on her part!
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • #6
            This guy's stupid or fake, what kind of parent rushes to post on the net that he caught his daughter wanking with a gamecube controller ?

            You guys should read through the replyes on Tech's link

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Admiral
              This guy's stupid or fake, what kind of parent rushes to post on the net that he caught his daughter wanking with a gamecube controller ?

              You guys should read through the replyes on Tech's link
              I can't read it until I get home, it's blocked by my company's server.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Novdid
                Girls are having it better than us, it seems!
                They must be!

                I was mowing the lawn once with a really crappy mower, the thing vibrated like there was no tomorrow and it vibrated my gajunga's while I was cutting the grass. It didn't feel good. I hated mowing the lawn.

                But to be a girl for a day with that Rez game and it's Trance Vibrator? Hehe, I wouldn't leave my apartement!
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ZokesPro


                  I can't read it until I get home, it's blocked by my company's server.
                  just don't follow the picture links from the posts, they're utterly grose

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Admiral


                    just don't follow the picture links from the posts, they're utterly grose
                    Your not kidding.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ZokesPro
                      But to be a girl for a day with that Rez game and it's Trance Vibrator? Hehe, I wouldn't leave my apartement!
                      This is exactly why I would buy my daughter all the sex toys she wanted! At least she can't get preggers from those things. This mom is such an idiot.. probably just jealous of her daughter because she never gets horny anymore.

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                      • #12
                        ROFL

                        I better keep better track of my playstation+dualshock controllers
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                        • #13
                          WOW

                          umm... lesson learned: do not lend ps2 to fenale. if i must, it's time to mod my ps2...

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                          • #14
                            Just give her a nice latex glove to wrap around it to protect the electronic parts from... um... moisture

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                            • #15
                              If you're only going to learn one single thing in life, it might as well be "whatever you do, always wash your hands afterwards"

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