JFK: a study in pain....

[Dr Mordrid]

I found his story especially compelling given my own battles with chronic pain over the last 15 years;

A portrait of illness and pain

I can't for the life of me figure out how this man managed to handle the stresses of the presidency under those conditions.

Profiles in Courage indeed....

Dr. Mordrid

[Kruzin]

Re: JFK: a study in pain....

Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
I can't for the life of me figure out how this man managed to handle the stresses of the presidency under those conditions.

Ummmm....by porking Marilyn Monroe?
That woulda been a great stress reliever.

[Gurm]

Lessee...

You get to be president because your daddy has money.

You waltz through life, get married to a really hot chick, and have a couple beautiful kids... largely because daddy has money.

You putz your way through the military. People make a museum because of some dumb shit you did with a coconut. Largely, I would dare to venture, because your daddy has money.

You pork Marilyn Monroe, cheat on your wife outrageously, do NOTHING useful as a president (other than BEING THERE when the Bay of Pigs thing goes down...), wreck the welfare system, allow liberals to begin to institute the hideously foolish policies that will one day lead to "Political Correctness", do lots of drugs, did I mention cheat on your wife?

But it's ok. Your daddy has mob ties, and money!

Your cronies kill the hot chick you pork behind your wife's back... it's ok, there are more hot chicks where that one came from, and some of them only have 5 toes on each foot!

You have panties hidden in the oval office seat cushions. Did I mention you flagrantly cheat on your wife and are generally incompetent?

LOTS of people have digestive problems. It's called "Irritable Bowel Syndrome", and perhaps 25% of the public has it.

Another 25% of the public has a bad back.

Cope.

And in the end, you're SUCH an incompetent putz that your mob/CIA/whoever cronies conspire to frame Lee Harvey Oswald for your murder.

But hey, at least you got to pork lots of hot chicks.

****wad.

- Gurm

P.S. Can you tell I hate the Kennedy family? The only Kennedy I hate more than JFK's dad is Teddy. It goes:

1. Ted "Stoli" Kennedy. Also known as Ted "I'm a Kennedy so it's ok to kill women" Kennedy.

2. JFK's dad. ****nut. Joe "I'm an irksome ****nut" Kennedy.

3. JFK.

[KRSESQ]

Oswald was just the triggerman. He was silenced by Ruby to keep him from spilling the beans about the mob hitting Kennedy to put Good Ole Boy Johnson in the Oval Office.

Number one rule in investigating murder: The one who had the most to gain is usally the guilty party. And Johnson DEFINITELY had the most to gain!

Here we go with another conspiracy thread! Where are HPAR and LM when you need them?

Kevin

[KvHagedorn]

Johnson was scum in every way... I would almost risk my life to go back and make Oswald kill him instead.

[KRSESQ]

Hmmm...

Kevin

[Gurm]

Wow, at least I didn't get flamed in this thread for being a crank. Where's thop when we need him?

- Gurm

[thop]

here

[KRSESQ]

I like this. Puts things in perspective. From 1993:



Kevin

[Dr Mordrid]

Interesting factoids;

When Jack Ruby was a teenager in Chicago, he ran errands for Al Capone. As an adult, he had ties to members of the (Sam) Giancana, (Jimmy) Hoffa, (Carlos) Marcello, and (Santos) Trafficante families.

Santos Trafficante was at the time of the assasination the chief of the Miami mob.

In 1959 Ruby visited Trafficante in his Cuban jail cell, where Castro had thrown the mobster after the revolution.

An FBI informant testified before the House Select Committee on Assasinations that Trafficante told him in 1962 that the president "was going to be hit."

In 1992 Frank Ragano, a lawyer for Jimmy Hoffa and Santos Trafficante, told the New York Post that the two mobsters and Carlos Marcello had agreed to kill the president. Ragano claimed that Trafficante said on his deathbed: "Carlos f--ed up. We shouldn't have gotten rid of Giovanni (John). We should have killed Bobby."

Oswald's uncle and surrogate father, Dutz Murret, was a bookie in the Marcello organization, and his mother, Marguerite, dated members of Marcello's gang.

Dr. Mordrid

[KRSESQ]

The Kennedy administration made some nasty enemies in the mob through A.G. Bobby's relentless pursuit of organised crime. Some theorize that the mob felt betrayed because Joseph Sr. had been "one of their own."

Pa Kennedy was a piece of work. Made piles of money rumrunning during prohibition and then used his station as Ambassador to Britain during the '30's to try to convince FDR to take America into the war on the side of Nazi Germany. A world-class anti-semite if there ever was one. Supported Hitler's "Final Solution."

Supported Joe Jr. and John's joining the military only in that it promised to be a valuable stepping stone to the White House.

Sins of the father indeed!

Kevin