celebrities at the MURC?

[Paddy]

[The PIT]

I'm Bill Gates in disguise it's boring writing crappy software so I'm in the office watching how you mortals struggle with my blue screens.

[GNEP]

I'm not famous, but I look a bit like Stephen Fry.

In fact, if I am ever in black-tie, and travel on the tube, I can guarantee that someone random will come up to me and ask, "Are you Stephen Fry?" Fools.

And occasionally (once month or so) a pissed bird in the pub will come up to me and say something like "Oh my God! You look just like Stephen Fry!" Shame I haven't got any witty replies...