Disturbing E-Mail

[Gurm]

Warning! What you are about to read might offend the young, the old, and the radical right. If you're young, grow up! If you're old... die already! And if you're a member of the radical right... put DOWN the gun and seek professional help.

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Ok, so I get this e-mail the other day in my hotmail "Spam me, PLEASE!" account. And the topic reads:

Are you Gay? Wanna Be?

So I'm reading this, thinking "well, I'm NOT gay, but you know... it IS an attractive lifestyle. Lots of dates, promiscuous sex, and an enhanced fashion sense... I could certainly use THAT at least... SURE, I'll read it!".

So I open it up, and the body text reads:

Are You A Gay Male? Are You Lonely And Unable To Get A Woman
Or Just Have Too Much Time On Your Hands? Well Take Your Hand Off
Your Self For A Minute And Come To: www.gaymen.com

You Won't Be Sorry You Admit You're Gay
Anymore, Cause You Will Have The Ball Of Your Life

It was then followed by a link to a gay porn site. Of course.

Now, after reading this, I wasn't sure which of these concepts offended me more...

1. The thought that there are lots of men out there that just hadn't thought about the possibility that they might be gay - and that just being informed of the possibility might "turn" them.

2. The thought that being unsuccessful with women might in fact lead a man to choose homosexuality over heterosexuality.

3. Being bored leads to homosexuality.

Anyway, I just thought I'd share with you all - every time I check my hotmail this makes me chuckle (I can't bring myself to throw it away, it's too damn funny!) and I thought you might like to chuckle too.

- Gurm

[GuchiGuh]

......spam is getting lamer each day

..::ErkWerk::..

[Paddy]

I got this one today:

OUR NATIONAL PRIDE!
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Britsh women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Save The Queen!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!

[Goc]

Now that's just plain funny...