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  • #1

    Stupid Joke of the day!

    Some of our Non-US readers may not get this.

    Q:
    Did you hear about the Iraqi Kmarts and Walmarts?
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    They are getting replaced by Targets

    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?
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  • #2
    LOL
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • #3
      I dont get it
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      • #4
        It's a play on words.

        Kmart, WalMart and Target are all large 'super stores' (i.e. have clothes, hardware, electronics, food, etc.). A target is also ...well... a target. Something to shoot at... get it... ?
        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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        • #5
          knirfie, Target is a national chain store similar to Kmart & Walmart. Denoted by their red and white "Target" logo...






          Target
          "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

          "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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          • #6
            I like that one!
            "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Byock
              I like that one!
              Yes but then again you also liked the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" one!
              According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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              • #8
                Target is a computer-components brand here, dunno if they still exist. But now that it's a store it aint confusing anymore
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                • #9
                  Now that's some funny stuff, a little chuckle for the day

                  ~Sethos
                  "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    I got it. Doesn't Australia have Target as well?

                    Target here are a courier (FedEx). Similar logo as one might expect

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                    • #11
                      yep, target here in oz

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