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Restroom humor for today
Friends don't let friends take home ugly
men.---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,
how are you?"--- Rest stop off Route 81, West
Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
of her crap. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill,
Chapel Hill,North Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles
you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas
No wonder you always go home alone.--Sign over mirror
in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.--- Perkins
Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.---Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Flagstaff,Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be
illegal.--- Revolution Books, New York, New York
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
doesn't die.---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
It makes them soggy and hard to light.---The Janitor
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke
is in your hands.---Men's restroom, Lynagh's,
Lexington, KY
Seen on a condom dispenser in a cafe men's room in
Tucumcari, New Mexico, "Notice to Texans, this is not
chewing gum!"
men.---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,
how are you?"--- Rest stop off Route 81, West
Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
of her crap. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill,
Chapel Hill,North Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles
you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas
No wonder you always go home alone.--Sign over mirror
in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.--- Perkins
Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.---Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Flagstaff,Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be
illegal.--- Revolution Books, New York, New York
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
doesn't die.---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
It makes them soggy and hard to light.---The Janitor
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke
is in your hands.---Men's restroom, Lynagh's,
Lexington, KY
Seen on a condom dispenser in a cafe men's room in
Tucumcari, New Mexico, "Notice to Texans, this is not
chewing gum!"
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