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On valentine's day???
You should have told her you never really had an itch.
You should have told her you never really had an itch.
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#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
"You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
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Good timing isn't it?
At least this time it wasn't by email!Titanium is the new bling!
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you got dumped by email ?
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Twice. No girl has ever had enough courage to tell me anything bad to my face, I don't know why!Titanium is the new bling!
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This one time an old boyfriend grabbed my breasts and starting twisting like radio dials and said "Tune in to Tokyo"...then started laughing, obviously amused by himself, although it was a big mood breaker for me
I'm a genie in a bottle BABY, gotta rub ME the right way!!!Comment
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