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Heart Attack Research
HEART ATTACK RESEARCH
It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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