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Something to make you laugh today...
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for
the first time found herself alone in a small waiting
room. She began undressing nervously,preparing herself
for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the
last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light
rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude
patient up and down carefully and with considerable
appreciation.
"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious
to me that until today you have never undergone an
eye examination."
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ACTUAL SCHOOL ABSENCE EXCUSES FROM
PARENTS (SUPPOSEDLY)-- INCLUDING SPELLING.
*My son is under a doctor's care today and should
not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick
and I had her shot.
*Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent
on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.
*Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his
hip.
*John has been absent because he had two teeth
taken out of his face.
*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
*Megan could not come to school today because she
has been botheres by very close veins.
*Chris will not be in school because he has an
acre in his side.
*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very
loose vowels.
*Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.
He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits.
*Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
*Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his
bust.
*Please excuse Jim for being. It was his father's
fault.
*I kept Billie home because she had to go
Christmas shopping because I don't know what size
she wear.
*Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off
the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday.
*Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We
have to attend her funeral.
*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
*Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps.
*Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
gangover.
*Please excuse brenda, she has been sick and under
the doctor.
*Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she
had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset
stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and
ached all over. I wasn't the best, either, sore
throat and fever. There must be something going
around, her father even got hot last night.
the first time found herself alone in a small waiting
room. She began undressing nervously,preparing herself
for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the
last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light
rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude
patient up and down carefully and with considerable
appreciation.
"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious
to me that until today you have never undergone an
eye examination."
~~~~~~~~
ACTUAL SCHOOL ABSENCE EXCUSES FROM
PARENTS (SUPPOSEDLY)-- INCLUDING SPELLING.
*My son is under a doctor's care today and should
not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick
and I had her shot.
*Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent
on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.
*Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his
hip.
*John has been absent because he had two teeth
taken out of his face.
*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
*Megan could not come to school today because she
has been botheres by very close veins.
*Chris will not be in school because he has an
acre in his side.
*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very
loose vowels.
*Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.
He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits.
*Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
*Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his
bust.
*Please excuse Jim for being. It was his father's
fault.
*I kept Billie home because she had to go
Christmas shopping because I don't know what size
she wear.
*Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off
the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday.
*Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We
have to attend her funeral.
*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
*Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps.
*Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
gangover.
*Please excuse brenda, she has been sick and under
the doctor.
*Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she
had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset
stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and
ached all over. I wasn't the best, either, sore
throat and fever. There must be something going
around, her father even got hot last night.
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