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Redneck lottery winner
Too funny...
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss
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It's so true.
Every time I see someone on TV who won Powerball or something they're like:
"What will you do with the money?"
"I'z gonna buy me a NEW TRACTER!"
"What else?"
"Gonna have a DAMN GOOD TIME! WOOOHA!"
Grr.
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Holy Moses
That is my place. Howd they git that picture.
It must be one of them government spy satillite pictures.
Ah SHIT now IRS is gonna know where I am.
The limo ain't new I got it used really. The worst thing you can do when you come into a bunch of money is to go change your whole life style.
So I just added an extension to my carport. That ain't over doing it is it.
Dang now IRS is gonna find me. What is the largest camo netting you can buy. Anybody got any links.
IRS is gonna find me.
djLast edited by djroberts; 5 February 2003, 21:56.My Packurd bell 166Megahurtz runnin at 233 on a ABIT ITH5 muther board,
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This is funny.. I know a scene not unlike this one nearby.. the guy has his own limo service business.Comment
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Dang I'd have to build a few more carports. Besides that would mean I'd have to work.My Packurd bell 166Megahurtz runnin at 233 on a ABIT ITH5 muther board,
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if only Jeff Foxworty had seen this picture...
You might be a redneck if....
~Sethos"...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark TwainComment
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