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Anyone who listened to him for more than 5 seconds should know that was going on
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I hope that some fat guy makes him his bitch when he's in the slammer.
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You're soul had better belong to Jesus, boy. MMM MMM .... cause your @$$ belongs to me!
Can you name the arist and song that quote comes from?
Jammrock“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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Well, I could say "WOW I'm soooo suprised"... of course I'd be lying...
~Sethos"...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark TwainComment
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By the shit he was sprouting, i'd have thaught that he was on crack!The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
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By the way your description goes I'm glad that I almost never watch TV and alway ignore comecials....
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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If you think that PeterPan wannabe made you ill, try clicking on the other link on that page..
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Oh c'mon. He had a baggie of pot. WOOOOOOO.
Even the title is ****ing retarded, since pot possession does NOT get you in a cell in NYC. You lose the pot and get a trial date... and then they let you go on your own recognizance.
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I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
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WOW...that's messed up.Originally posted by KvHagedorn
If you think that PeterPan wannabe made you ill, try clicking on the other link on that page..
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Pet peeve: the kid said that MJ "masturbated him". I hate when people say that someone "masturbated" someone else. That's impossible...
Masturbate - get sexual gratification through self-stimulation
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Muwahahaha! True, not suprising, but funny.
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Probably not (I don't know US laws) but it sure is bad publicity for him. I can see this not helping his "TV" career much.Originally posted by Gurm
Oh c'mon. He had a baggie of pot. WOOOOOOO.
Even the title is ****ing retarded, since pot possession does NOT get you in a cell in NYC. You lose the pot and get a trial date... and then they let you go on your own recognizance.
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