What's the policy on swearing?

[ZokesPro]

Lately (just a couple of posts) I've been swearing up a storm. I usually keep my language clean but I still want to know.

Ex:
Sh*t
F*ck
M*cros*ft
B*ll G*tes

[Joel]

M*cros*ft
B*ll G*tes

Those are awfully extreme for this forum. Could cause some trama to our younger readers. Hell for our older readers for that matter.

Joel

[Ant]

I'd appreciate it if swearing didn't get extreme and you censored yourselves with *'s for the faint of hearted like myself

And remember swearing isn't big or clever so shut the f*ck up

[Dogbert]

[Dogbert]

And to contribute a little, like the old and wise say:

Uncle ****a
[Terrance:] Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle ****a
You're an uncle ****a, yes its true
Nobody ****s uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a
You're the one that ****ed your uncle, uncle ****a
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just **** your uncle all day long

[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
****er ****er uncle ****a uncle ****a ****a ****a ****a
[T & P:] Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a
[Terrance:] uncle ****a

[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle ****a
[Phillip:] You're an uncle ****a I must say
[Terrance:] Well you ****ed your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle ****a... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E **** you Uncle
****aaaaaa tonight...

[Phillip:] Suck my balls!

[SitFlyer]

Well said, Ant.

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Joel
Those are awfully extreme for this forum. Could cause some trama to our younger readers. Hell for our older readers for that matter.

Joel

LOL

Originally posted by Ant
I'd appreciate it if swearing didn't get extreme and you censored yourselves with *'s for the faint of hearted like myself

Understood.

Originally posted by Ant

And remember swearing isn't big or clever so shut the f*ck up

LOL.

[KvHagedorn]

This reminds me of a conversation between Kirk and Spock in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. (Yes, any doubts as to my geekhood are now erased )

SPOCK
Your use of language has altered
since our arrival. It is currently
laced with -- shall I say -- more
colorful metaphors: "Double dumb
ass on you" -- and so forth...

KIRK
You mean profanity. That's simply
the way they talk here.
Nobody pays any attention to you if
you don't swear every other word.
You'll find it in all the literature
of the period.

SPOCK
For example?

Kirk thinks.

KIRK
Oh, the complete works of Jacqueline
Susan, the novels of Harold
Robbins....

SPOCK
Ah... The giants.

[Fat Tone]

Never mind doubts about you KvH, any doubts about Dogbert earning that title were just well and truly erased for ever. Although he's been doing a good job of that lately elsewhere.

T.

[Novdid]

Couldn't agree more.