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I never promised to...
...eat my hat, but I thought I´d have a go at it nevertheless.
So I took my Red Hat nr. 7 and threw it in the frying pan for a quick warm-up.
The texture was nice and smooth and the taste was kind of neutral, not uncommon in an industialised society.
But lo and behold, it was very sticky to my teeth and effectively glued my jaws together. So now I can´t open my mouth. I only succeded in maintaining a small hole, just big enough to allow some liquid nurishment, like whisky, without filtering the good stuff. But it takes like forever to get drunk.
Ah well, I could do with a diet for a while.
I´m now thinking af taking off the cover of my CDdrive, hold it to my face and make a big grin. Hopefully the laser can soften the remains of the Red Hat, so I can open my mouth again.
rubank
So I took my Red Hat nr. 7 and threw it in the frying pan for a quick warm-up.
The texture was nice and smooth and the taste was kind of neutral, not uncommon in an industialised society.
But lo and behold, it was very sticky to my teeth and effectively glued my jaws together. So now I can´t open my mouth. I only succeded in maintaining a small hole, just big enough to allow some liquid nurishment, like whisky, without filtering the good stuff. But it takes like forever to get drunk.
Ah well, I could do with a diet for a while.
I´m now thinking af taking off the cover of my CDdrive, hold it to my face and make a big grin. Hopefully the laser can soften the remains of the Red Hat, so I can open my mouth again.
rubank
ROFLOL!!!
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