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[ZokesPro]

Test! (that's French for test)

[Byock]

Originally posted by Guru
http://y.20q.net:8095/btest

It knows everything...


It guessed my Broccoli.

[Guru]

Originally posted by ZokesPro
Test! (that's French for test)

Test! (that's Swedish for test)

[Ajax]

Hey BYOCK, why don't you tell some X-wife jokes?

[GNEP]

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[ZokesPro]

Booting up a human.

power on...POST...eyes opening...adjust focus...start thinking pattern alpha....error loading brain.dll....sleep mode on...system shutting down..."It is now safe to close your eyes"...sleep mode engaged...reboot...POST...eyes opening...error loading eyes.dll...drink coffee...loading brain.dll... loading complete...execute command drink_coffee.exe...eyes opening...motor functions at 100%...system ready...sort of...oh well...

[ZokesPro]

Bacon Test (a lot of testing IMO)


<hr>
MEAT outsize Attitude — a 7ft porker who could feed a First Division football crowd with chipolata sausages.

The lumbering pet, who stands 4ft tall, weighs in at half a ton thanks to his whopping daily diet of pig meal and chocolate eclairs.

And workers at the animal rescue centre where he lives say he is still growing.

Attitude, a neutered white pig, piled on the pounds after his previous owners handed him into the centre nine years ago.

Now experts reckon he could produce an amazing 15,000 chipolatas if sent to slaughter.

Mike Taylor, who runs the Mistley Place Park centre in Manningtree, Essex, said:

“Attitude eats an enormous amount. As well as 10lb of meal, he’ll get through a dozen loaves of bread and 15 cakes on a good day.

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the biggest living pig in the country. I know he’s well over half a ton. But although he’s not dangerous, I’m not going to put myself in jeopardy by chasing him with a set of scales.”

Nigel Rowe, a former chairman of the National Farmers’ Union’s regional committee for pigs, said:

“He’s certainly a fair old size — pretty near the biggest pig I’ve ever known.”<hr>http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003150626,00.html

[ZokesPro]

3 badass paintball guns



I'm itching to play some paintball, too bad no one else wants to play.

Edit: testing, and such....

And a pistol for good measure.

[ZokesPro]

I wanna play some paintball real bad now.

[Guru]

http://wmbc.umbc.edu/~mark/artwork/a...proj3/?bombing Hmmmmm!

[Guru]

For Gurm!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid wh en it's in your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

[Guru]

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[Ozbreeze]

Thanks Guru, i needed a good laugh today

[Byock]

You're laughing at Guru?