An Australian, and Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar...

[Fat Tone]

BLACK = Government Proposed civil defence line
RED = UK population prefered extension to civil defence line

If they get too out of hand, we can blow the explosive bolts placed at regular intervals along the line, and just 'float' them out into the North Sea. If it works, Wales & Scotland are requesting the same treatment

[Admiral]

Originally posted by Brian R.
Scouser
(skaus-sir)
Brit. Inf. ~n. a person who comes from Liverpool.

Silly me
should've remembered the office chair joke.

[ZokesPro]

Jeez!
I couldn't handle that much of population.

[Paddy]

Nice map T, I can see my house from here!

[Brian R.]

I had to look it up...

I don't read every thread.

[Sethos]

Ok, it's not exactaly a bar joke, but it does have Jesus in it

Jesus, Moses, and another guy were all playing golf one day. They were at the tee, and Moses steps up to the ball and hits it. The ball sailed through the air and landed on a slope where upon the ball began rolling toward the water trap. Acting quickly Moses raised his club and the water parted so that the ball could roll safely through to the green.

Next Jesus walked up to the tee and hit his ball. His ball sailed through the air and went to the same slope where it rolled on to the water where it stopped and just kinda hovered in the middle. Jesus then walked out on to the water and chipped it on to the green and relative safty.

The last guy walked up to the tee and just kinda randomly wacked the ball. It sailed through the air and hit roof of a car on the near by high way. The ball bounced off the car's roof and landed on the roof of golf courses grounds keeping tool shed where it rolled down to the gutter and down the down spout. The ball then came out of the down spout and rolled on the same slope toward the afore mentioned pond. Just before the ball was about to go in to the water it hit a small stone which tossed it into the air just enough to allow it to land on a lilly pad on the pond. Just then a frog lept from the water on to that very lilly pad and had just taken the ball in it's mouth, when an eagle swooped down out of the sky and grabbed the frog in it's claws. In the frog's fright from the eagle it opened it's mouth to squeel and dropped the ball where it landed in the cup making a nice hole in one.

Moses then turned to Jesus and said "I hate playing golf with your dad."

~Sethos

[Paddy]

[Admiral]

Playing golf in mysterious ways