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  • #31
    Spock sat down for a huge Vulcan Crap. I find it quite Ilogical that Poo Poo can exit from ones arsehole. As Spock finished he looked at the size of his.......
    A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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    • #32
      erection. The captain replied, Dr...Spock.. Is.. that...a...banana..in...your...pants...or...are... you...just...excited...by...whale...crap...
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      • #33
        Just then the whale crap flew out of the whale's arse and hit the big red button that read....
        Lucifer

        "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
        -Oscar Wilde

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        • #34
          ...whales are not permitted to crap on this button. Feel free to deficate anywhere except on this read button because...
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          • #35
            Only the captain is allowed to crap on this button, in fact, this is the captain's special arse scratching button. When you press it...
            Lucifer

            "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
            -Oscar Wilde

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            • #36
              a dildo shaped ramrod appeard from under the desk that is used to...
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              • #37
                Stir the spagetti sauce so get the..............
                A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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                • #38
                  meat balls Mr Spock and cram them...
                  Lucifer

                  "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
                  -Oscar Wilde

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                  • #39
                    behind those bastardly ears of yours, if Kirk catches us with the......
                    Last edited by RibsteakRon; 11 March 2003, 15:54.
                    A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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                    • #40
                      junior mints...with the stirrups in the hen house...
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                      • #41
                        then he will want to play that kinky in your ......
                        A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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                        • #42
                          Yellow submarine. We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow..." sang the
                          FT.

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                          • #43
                            Skipper, knowing that Gilligan was about to do something really stupid...
                            --Insert something here--

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                            • #44
                              Nice looking casino you built out of the 4 coconuts Gilligan however that tribes man isn't too happy about using his nards for the...
                              Lucifer

                              "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
                              -Oscar Wilde

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                              • #45
                                craps table. But he does like when the women blow on them before...
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