The Wisdom of Homer Simpson

[M|x]

http://personal.inet.fi/taide/karjalainen/homer.html

hilarious

[Byock]

Haha! That is great. I think one of my favorites from him was the one with Mel Gibson. Homer is getting intimate with Marge, and the lights go out...

Homer: "You're thinking about me right?"
Marge: "Of course, aren't you thinking about me?"
Homer: "I will now!"

[ZokesPro]

Byock, that one is great!

This one below always makes me smile cause it's so damn stupid! Man that Groening is a genius!

Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur!

[agallag]

Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!

[VJ]

Homer: <i>My work is my identity ! If I'm not a safety-whatsamagigger, I'm nothing.</i>

Homer: <i>Ooh! They have the internet on computers now!</i>

[Strahd]

Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.

[Strahd]

Actually, one of the best Halloween episodes with many memorable quotes.

Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.



Homer: Heh, heh. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.



Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?

[M|x]

Homer: If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!

that one is so true

[agallag]

Homer: Marge, where's that... metal deely... you use to... dig... food...
Marge: You mean, a spoon?
Homer: Yeah, yeah!

[ZokesPro]

Homer: I'm a rageaholic. I cannot live without a rageahol.

OMG!!! I just found a Homer Simpson Quote GENERATOR!!!

http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html

Edit: (see funny quote below)

Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "Chicken"?
Homer: No! I swear on this bible!
Marge: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.

[Byock]

HAHA!

Homer: Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh...

[Strahd]

Ah, Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk!

That one's is just as funny as it is disturbing.

[M|x]

Originally posted by ZokesPro
Homer: I'm a rageaholic. I cannot live without a rageahol.

OMG!!! I just found a Homer Simpson Quote GENERATOR!!!

http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html

Edit: (see funny quote below)

Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "Chicken"?
Homer: No! I swear on this bible!
Marge: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.

hmm.. got the same quote three of four times.

[ZokesPro]

Do any of you guys remember the episode where Renier WolfCastle was signing the oscar meyer weiner song but when he was a kid?

Cause I sooooo want to know what the hell he spelled out. it was a LONG word.

[Strahd]

Originally posted by ZokesPro
Do any of you guys remember the episode where Renier WolfCastle was signing the oscar meyer weiner song but when he was a kid?

Cause I sooooo want to know what the hell he spelled out. it was a LONG word.

I'm a big fan of The Simpsons, but I don't remember that one. Sorry