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    So you Sweeds think you are sooo smart.

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/interne...eut/index.html



    Congrats - you are now the most internet savvy nation!


    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  • #2
    Well they DID invent the Volvo, after all.

    I mean, Swedes invented:

    - The safety belt.
    - The air curtain.
    - My 960.

    Pretty good track record, except for the whole "selling the company to Ford" thing.

    I have spoken.

    - Gurm
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

    I'm the least you could do
    If only life were as easy as you
    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
    If only life were as easy as you
    I would still get screwed

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    • #3
      Don't forget Abba.
      Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
      Weather nut and sad git.

      My Weather Page

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      • #4
        Yes, and don't forget all those Seka movies!
        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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        • #5
          Hrm... and Saabs. I take it back. Blow 'em all up.

          I have spoken.

          - Gurm
          The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

          I'm the least you could do
          If only life were as easy as you
          I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
          If only life were as easy as you
          I would still get screwed

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          • #6
            Swedes (not Sweeds) are known to have a great educational system.

            Though I wouldn't put SAAB as one of their great accomplishments. And an even less accomplishment for GM to buy them.

            I have farted.

            Jammrock
            “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
            –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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            • #7
              Linux rules.

              I have farted.

              Jammrock
              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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              • #8
                Are Saab cars any good?

                I have post whored.
                Titanium is the new bling!
                (you heard from me first!)

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                • #9
                  I just love these statements.


                  I have Clucked.
                  "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                  • #10
                    When did GM buy Saab?

                    And Saabs are... ok. They're just weird, and the 93 (formerly known as the 900) seems to go horribly wrong at exactly 8 years of age, but they do seem to live forever if you can get them beyond that point.

                    I have spoken.

                    - Gurm
                    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                    I'm the least you could do
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I would still get screwed

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                    • #11
                      My Volvo 242 had a ventilation fan that blew out every 3 months like clockwork.

                      Given that its motor was at least 3x undersized and built like one of those original cheapo tin-can style slot car motors that wasn't much of a suprise

                      What made it worse was that it took almost 3 hours to replace the damned thing. In most American cars the fan motor is mouted on the motor side of the firewall and takes about 10 minutes to replace....after about 10 years of use.

                      Dr. Mordrid
                      Dr. Mordrid
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                      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                      • #12
                        I have lurked.
                        --Insert something here--

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                        • #13
                          Well if it was an actual 242 then that's a pretty old model. They figured a lot of that stuff out, and frankly anything involving making the car COOLER is an afterthought. We're talking about a country where the WARMEST it ever gets is "roll down the windows honey it's above freezing!".

                          - Gurm
                          The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                          I'm the least you could do
                          If only life were as easy as you
                          I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                          If only life were as easy as you
                          I would still get screwed

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                          • #14
                            Oh yeah... I HAVE SPOKEN.
                            The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                            I'm the least you could do
                            If only life were as easy as you
                            I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                            If only life were as easy as you
                            I would still get screwed

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                            • #15
                              Are Saab fighter planes any good?

                              I have switched to Opera 7.

                              AZ
                              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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