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Iraqi TV Guide
Some of these might not be obvious to everyone outside the UK:
06.00 - Morning Prayers
07.30 - "The Rock 'n Roll Years 629 AD" - A look back at the events of the
last year, including the execution of 2,300 dissidents and the opening
of a new French oil refinery.
08.00 - FILM: "Saddambusters" - Dramatisation of the glorious 1991
Iraqi victory in Kuwait.
09.30 - "Have I Got Genocide For You" - Celebrities make weapons of
mass destruction out of everyday objects.
10.00 - "Holiday" - The team check out nice places for the Saddam
family to retire. Featuring: North Korea, Zimbabwe and France.
10.30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
11.30 - "Tomorrow's World" - New torture inventions for scientists
who refuse to make nuclear bombs.
12.00 - "Green Peter" - The total amount of smallpox virus bought by
the milk bottle top appeal is revealed. Also - three ways to burn a flag,
and how to make a President Bush effigy.
12.30 - "Only Fools and Camels" - Dhal-Boy offloads some dodgy French
rocket-launchers to a bloke from Hamas.
13.30 - "Koranation Street" - Deirdrie faces execution by cat o'nine
tails for being a shiite. Benny is hung upside-down for being homosexual.
14.00 - "Question Time" - Members of the public face awkward
questions from the Secret Service.
15.00 - "Allah McBeal"
15.30 - "You've Bin Ladened" - Amusing footage shot secretly in
Iraq's prisons. The film-makers were also secretly shot.
16.00 - "Middle-East Enders" - The entire cast is beheaded for not
saluting when Saddam comes on the telly.
16.30 - "Sadd's Army" - The Basra-on-Sea home guard repel another
attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels. Fraser has his willy
hacked off for stealing some of Corporal Jones's sausages.
17.00 - "Wheel of Terror"
17.30 - "Talitubbies" - Dipsy and Tinky-Winky make nerve-gas.
18.00 - FILM: "Saddam's Angels" - The three burkha-clad sleuths go
undercover to expose an evil scheme to bring democracy and free
speech to Iraq.
19.30 - "Big Brother" - Who will be taken to Baghdad and executed
this week?
20.30 - "Xena: Modestly Dressed Housewife" - Xena stays at home in a
mask and does some housework.
21.30 - "Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer".
22.30 - "The Sky At Night" - presented by Patrick the Moor
What to see in the Iraqi night sky during April:
Includes B52 Bombers, Stealth Fighters and Cruise Missiles
06.00 - Morning Prayers
07.30 - "The Rock 'n Roll Years 629 AD" - A look back at the events of the
last year, including the execution of 2,300 dissidents and the opening
of a new French oil refinery.
08.00 - FILM: "Saddambusters" - Dramatisation of the glorious 1991
Iraqi victory in Kuwait.
09.30 - "Have I Got Genocide For You" - Celebrities make weapons of
mass destruction out of everyday objects.
10.00 - "Holiday" - The team check out nice places for the Saddam
family to retire. Featuring: North Korea, Zimbabwe and France.
10.30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
11.30 - "Tomorrow's World" - New torture inventions for scientists
who refuse to make nuclear bombs.
12.00 - "Green Peter" - The total amount of smallpox virus bought by
the milk bottle top appeal is revealed. Also - three ways to burn a flag,
and how to make a President Bush effigy.
12.30 - "Only Fools and Camels" - Dhal-Boy offloads some dodgy French
rocket-launchers to a bloke from Hamas.
13.30 - "Koranation Street" - Deirdrie faces execution by cat o'nine
tails for being a shiite. Benny is hung upside-down for being homosexual.
14.00 - "Question Time" - Members of the public face awkward
questions from the Secret Service.
15.00 - "Allah McBeal"
15.30 - "You've Bin Ladened" - Amusing footage shot secretly in
Iraq's prisons. The film-makers were also secretly shot.
16.00 - "Middle-East Enders" - The entire cast is beheaded for not
saluting when Saddam comes on the telly.
16.30 - "Sadd's Army" - The Basra-on-Sea home guard repel another
attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels. Fraser has his willy
hacked off for stealing some of Corporal Jones's sausages.
17.00 - "Wheel of Terror"
17.30 - "Talitubbies" - Dipsy and Tinky-Winky make nerve-gas.
18.00 - FILM: "Saddam's Angels" - The three burkha-clad sleuths go
undercover to expose an evil scheme to bring democracy and free
speech to Iraq.
19.30 - "Big Brother" - Who will be taken to Baghdad and executed
this week?
20.30 - "Xena: Modestly Dressed Housewife" - Xena stays at home in a
mask and does some housework.
21.30 - "Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer".
22.30 - "The Sky At Night" - presented by Patrick the Moor
What to see in the Iraqi night sky during April:
Includes B52 Bombers, Stealth Fighters and Cruise Missiles
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