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  • #16
    You married yet Ssin?
    Juu nin to iro


    English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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    • #17
      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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      • #18
        Going with a Women shopping is a no win situtation. Don't do it as you're always wrong.
        Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
        Weather nut and sad git.

        My Weather Page

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        • #19
          Not just wrong though. Wrong, miserable and compelled to be there...
          DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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          • #20
            My gf doesn't like to shop

            But she sure suffers if I decide to go looking for tech toys with her

            She just allowed me to buy a new TFT (ok, once I scraped enough dough together), because my 2-years-old 19" is giving me a headache. And she wants a new soundcard!

            Oh, and she really likes the new Digicam and mp3 player, too!

            If only I could really afford all that stuff... I'd live in a geek's paradise. She absolutely understands the need for tech toys

            AZ
            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by The PIT
              Going with a Women shopping is a no win situtation. Don't do it as you're always wrong.
              Her: Does this make my bum look fat?

              Him: No, its all the cakes and chips you eat that make you look fat
              FT.

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              • #22
                I've always so wanted to say that. But that would be the last thing I ever said, so probably not worth it (to me, that is...)
                DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                • #23
                  Women tries on a new outfit. "Does it look nice?"

                  Man "Yes you look fantastic"

                  Women stern look on her face. "Whats wrong with it?"

                  Or

                  Man "It looks awful"

                  Women "Oh you bastard" etc etc.
                  Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                  Weather nut and sad git.

                  My Weather Page

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                  • #24
                    Or Man: "Just choose whatever you think looks nice honey"

                    Woman: "Oh you bastard you never take any interest in me..."
                    DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                    • #25
                      True True.
                      Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                      Weather nut and sad git.

                      My Weather Page

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                      • #26
                        Are we all REALLY this cynical?



                        You bet!
                        FT.

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                        • #27
                          Yup.
                          DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Tony Andrews
                            Are we all REALLY this cynical?



                            You bet!
                            But it's all true.
                            Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                            Weather nut and sad git.

                            My Weather Page

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                            • #29
                              Are we all REALLY this cynical?
                              It is what we as men do best
                              The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                              • #30
                                Somebody here had the best reply:

                                Her: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
                                Him: "Does this shirt make me look bald?"
                                Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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