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Female vanity..................
> > > A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
> > > this
> > > absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
> > > husband
> > > a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks
> away.
> > >
> > > The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
> > >
> > > "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
> > >
> > > "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
> a
> > > divorce!"
> > >
> > > "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get
> a
> > > divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
> wintering
> > > in
> > > Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the
>
> > > garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
> > >
> > > Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe
> on
> > > his
> > > arm.
> > >
> > > "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
> > >
> > > "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> > >
> > > "Ours is prettier," she replies
> > > this
> > > absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
> > > husband
> > > a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks
> away.
> > >
> > > The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
> > >
> > > "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
> > >
> > > "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
> a
> > > divorce!"
> > >
> > > "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get
> a
> > > divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
> wintering
> > > in
> > > Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the
>
> > > garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
> > >
> > > Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe
> on
> > > his
> > > arm.
> > >
> > > "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
> > >
> > > "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> > >
> > > "Ours is prettier," she replies
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