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> > > TWENTY-FIVE THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW !
> > > > >
> > > > > 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
> > > > >
> > > > > 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very
>often.
> > > > >
> > > > > 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
>standing
> > > in
> > > > a
> > > > > garage makes you a car.
> > > > >
> > > > > 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
> > > > >
> > > > > 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
> > > tried
> > > > > before.
> > > > >
> > > > > 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
> > > > >
> > > > > 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
>serious.
> > > > >
> > > > > 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
> > > > >
> > > > > 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
> > program.
> > > > >
> > > > > 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
> > trip.
> > > > >
> > > > > 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques
> > > > >
> > > > > 12. Wherever you go, there you are.
> > > > >
> > > > > 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
> > > > >
> > > > > 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
> > > > >
> > > > > 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
> > > > >
> > > > > 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
> > > > >
> > > > > 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
> > waist
> > > > > change places.
> > > > >
> > > > > 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
> > > > >
> > > > > 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three
>weeks
> > > > > before you need it.
> > > > >
> > > > > 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
> > > > >
> > > > > 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
> > > mistake
> > > > > when you make it again.
> > > > >
> > > > > 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
> > > > >
> > > > > 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
> > > > >
> > > > > 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the
>real
> > > > world.
> > > > >
> > > > > 25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
> > > > >
> > > > > 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
> > > > >
> > > > > 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very
>often.
> > > > >
> > > > > 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
>standing
> > > in
> > > > a
> > > > > garage makes you a car.
> > > > >
> > > > > 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
> > > > >
> > > > > 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
> > > tried
> > > > > before.
> > > > >
> > > > > 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
> > > > >
> > > > > 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
>serious.
> > > > >
> > > > > 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
> > > > >
> > > > > 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
> > program.
> > > > >
> > > > > 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
> > trip.
> > > > >
> > > > > 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques
> > > > >
> > > > > 12. Wherever you go, there you are.
> > > > >
> > > > > 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
> > > > >
> > > > > 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
> > > > >
> > > > > 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
> > > > >
> > > > > 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
> > > > >
> > > > > 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
> > waist
> > > > > change places.
> > > > >
> > > > > 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
> > > > >
> > > > > 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three
>weeks
> > > > > before you need it.
> > > > >
> > > > > 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
> > > > >
> > > > > 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
> > > mistake
> > > > > when you make it again.
> > > > >
> > > > > 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
> > > > >
> > > > > 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
> > > > >
> > > > > 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the
>real
> > > > world.
> > > > >
> > > > > 25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
.............whats an "editor" and why would I want to "search" with it 
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