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50 things women can't do...
50 things women can't do...
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> >01. Know anything about a car, other than its colour
> >02. Understand a film plot
> >03. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
> >04. Build a shed
> >05. Throw
> >06. Run
> >07. Park
> >08. Fart
> >09. Read a map
> >10. Rob a bank
> >11. Resist IKEA
> >12. Sit still
> >13. Tell a joke
> >14. Play pool
> >15. Pay for dinner
> >16. Eat a kebab while walking
> >17. Piss out a train window
> >18. Argue without shouting
> >19. Get told off without crying
> >20. Understand fruit machines
> >21. Walk past a shoe shop
> >22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
> >23. Not comment on a stranger's clothes
> >24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
> >25. Let you sleep while you have a hangover
> >26. Drink a pint gracefully
> >27. Get in a round
> >28. Throw a punch
> >29. Do magic
> >30. Like your friends
> >31. Enjoy porn
> >32. Admit that men are better drivers
> >33. Eat a hot curry
> >34. Get to the point
> >35. Buy plain envelopes
> >36. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
> >37. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold"
> >38. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
> >39. Avoid credit card debt
> >40. Dive into a pool
> >41. Assemble furniture
> >42. Form a rock group
> >43. Set a video recorder
> >44. Not try and change you
> >45. Watch a war film
> >46. Understand why flirting results in violence
> >47. Spend a day by themselves
> >48. Go to the toilet by themselves
> >49. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
> >50. Choose a video quickly
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> >01. Know anything about a car, other than its colour
> >02. Understand a film plot
> >03. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
> >04. Build a shed
> >05. Throw
> >06. Run
> >07. Park
> >08. Fart
> >09. Read a map
> >10. Rob a bank
> >11. Resist IKEA
> >12. Sit still
> >13. Tell a joke
> >14. Play pool
> >15. Pay for dinner
> >16. Eat a kebab while walking
> >17. Piss out a train window
> >18. Argue without shouting
> >19. Get told off without crying
> >20. Understand fruit machines
> >21. Walk past a shoe shop
> >22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
> >23. Not comment on a stranger's clothes
> >24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
> >25. Let you sleep while you have a hangover
> >26. Drink a pint gracefully
> >27. Get in a round
> >28. Throw a punch
> >29. Do magic
> >30. Like your friends
> >31. Enjoy porn
> >32. Admit that men are better drivers
> >33. Eat a hot curry
> >34. Get to the point
> >35. Buy plain envelopes
> >36. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
> >37. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold"
> >38. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
> >39. Avoid credit card debt
> >40. Dive into a pool
> >41. Assemble furniture
> >42. Form a rock group
> >43. Set a video recorder
> >44. Not try and change you
> >45. Watch a war film
> >46. Understand why flirting results in violence
> >47. Spend a day by themselves
> >48. Go to the toilet by themselves
> >49. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
> >50. Choose a video quickly
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