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Ok, here's a bad one. Don't take it seriously, mmmkay? 
Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing, you already told her twice.
Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing, you already told her twice.
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Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox -
Eeeew!
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funny, but photochopped"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss
"Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark TwainComment
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[...]the pervading principle and abiding test of good breeding is the requirement of a substantial and patent waste of time. - VeblenComment
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