The story of the Broadband providers in our town.
Well, sometime in the dawn of broadband a tech tried to explain Internet, servers gateways, routers, switches, hubs, CAT cable, NIC’s for the "Bosses and their aids" (from now on named Gorillas and chimps) and got a total blanc stare!!!
So he tried a simpler version and still got a blanc stare
Then, he said "DUH" and told them "Okay, the magic glass cable comes from wall that connects to the magic black box and then that magic box splits the internet up into smaller magic cables that goes to every apartment in a building"
To that the Gorilla said, "uhm new cables to all apartments that will be expensive, cant we use some cables that are already there?"
The Tech sighed deeply and said that if they used a different magic box and sold other magic boxes to the tenants they could use the cable TV cables
"Good" said the Gorilla and the chimps smiled!
The Gorilla then decided that this was the best and told his chimps to go out in the world and educate all other gorillas!
Okay all this is said in a sarcastic way, but its the only way I can imagine that they have been able to get so damned locked into the "broadband can only connect to a cable TV network" idea that they cling to like a life jacket!!!!
The TV cable network in the house is incompatible with data communication.
The cable provider is not interested, so the landlord is not interested either, naturally
We have a fiber in the basement but because we aren’t the landlord the provider won’t talk to us.
And even if they’d talk, they insist on that it needs to be connected to a compatible TV cable network (coax) and then to a cable modem and lastly to our SINGLE computer.
The fact that the fiber end terminal can be connected to a computer network directly is as alien to them as Startrek and BORG cubes.
And therefore we are SOL!
We have been trying to communicate with the chimps and gorillas since last summer but sadly, I think that I after this time actually would had been able to get the idea across to a REAL gorilla or chimp
Well, sometime in the dawn of broadband a tech tried to explain Internet, servers gateways, routers, switches, hubs, CAT cable, NIC’s for the "Bosses and their aids" (from now on named Gorillas and chimps) and got a total blanc stare!!!
So he tried a simpler version and still got a blanc stare
Then, he said "DUH" and told them "Okay, the magic glass cable comes from wall that connects to the magic black box and then that magic box splits the internet up into smaller magic cables that goes to every apartment in a building"
To that the Gorilla said, "uhm new cables to all apartments that will be expensive, cant we use some cables that are already there?"
The Tech sighed deeply and said that if they used a different magic box and sold other magic boxes to the tenants they could use the cable TV cables
"Good" said the Gorilla and the chimps smiled!
The Gorilla then decided that this was the best and told his chimps to go out in the world and educate all other gorillas!
Okay all this is said in a sarcastic way, but its the only way I can imagine that they have been able to get so damned locked into the "broadband can only connect to a cable TV network" idea that they cling to like a life jacket!!!!
The TV cable network in the house is incompatible with data communication.
The cable provider is not interested, so the landlord is not interested either, naturally
We have a fiber in the basement but because we aren’t the landlord the provider won’t talk to us.
And even if they’d talk, they insist on that it needs to be connected to a compatible TV cable network (coax) and then to a cable modem and lastly to our SINGLE computer.
The fact that the fiber end terminal can be connected to a computer network directly is as alien to them as Startrek and BORG cubes.
And therefore we are SOL!
We have been trying to communicate with the chimps and gorillas since last summer but sadly, I think that I after this time actually would had been able to get the idea across to a REAL gorilla or chimp
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