female brain cell

[Fat Tone]

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away:
"Hello, we're down here..."..



T.

[Sethos]

LOL

On an interesting note if you were take the "brain wave" petterns of a man and of Jello they would be the same...and the worst part is that, that little fact is ture

~Sethos

[Strahd]

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The surgeon
told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is
placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her
skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman
wanted, "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the
knob and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young looking and
vibrant. After 15 years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had
to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now, I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my
eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely!
And said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She replied, "I guess
there's no point in asking about the goatee."

[Paddy]

[LvR]

[Sethos]

~Sethos

[ZokesPro]

@Tony:
@Strahd: then

[ayoub_ibrahim]

[drslump]

[Gurm]

It's not just a man. SUPPOSEDLY, Jell-O produces brainwaves consistent with an adult human in a relaxed state. Not sure I believe it though.

- Gurm

[James_D]

Hehe hmm. Gurm... perhaps your brain

So alpha waves or Beta waves?

Much more interresting is the REM sleep. There you have an interresting field of Neuroscience.


James

[SpiralDragon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL ROFLAO

[Technoid]

Tony
Strahd:

Sethos & Gurm: Don't believe it for a second