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    This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,archery,and shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

    The radio went silent and the interview ended.

    You gotta love the Marines
    The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

  • #2
    ROTFLMAO
    Lawrence

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    • #3
      good one
      -Slougi

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      • #4
        I love that.
        #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

        "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
        people do all day!"

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        • #5
          BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • #6
            I would promote that guy immediately.

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            • #7
              LMAO
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              • #8
                Good one. But I think that dogooder interviewer should be used for target practise.
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                • #9
                  LOL
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                  • #10
                    Wish we had a photo of her face after that last comment. Bet it looked like she just chewed on a turd.
                    Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                    Weather nut and sad git.

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                    • #11
                      Chewed a turd hell....more like drank a gallon of diarrhea

                      Don't mess with the Marines

                      Dr. Mordrid
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                      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by The PIT
                        Wish we had a photo of her face after that last comment. Bet it looked like she just chewed on a turd.
                        flies love turds!

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                        • #13
                          sorry. A great story, but none the less false.
                          http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm
                          Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                          • #14
                            It was still a good point.
                            --Insert something here--

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                            • #15
                              Bah! I still think it is funny.
                              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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