Joke of the day.

[Joel]

Hillary Clinton visits a high school to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Jim"

"And what is your question, Jim?"

"I have three questions. First - whatever happened to your medical health
care plan; second - why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the office; and third - whatever happened to all those things you
took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kid that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says,

"Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what
his name is.

"Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions. first - whatever happened to your medical health
care plan; second - why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the office; third - whatever happened to all those things you took
when you left the White House; fourth - why did the bell go 20 minutes
early; and fifth - what happened to Jim?


Joel

[Lambo-Fan]

LOL
Good one

[GNEP]

Actually I'm really offended by that.





















No I'm not. LOL

[az]

I know the same joke with GWB, and different questions (save for the last two ones, of course), and I must say, it's a lot more realistic

AZ

[J1NG]

J1NG

[Brian R.]

Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were talking over a picnic lunch.

Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot."

Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but how can I be sure?"

Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"

Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."

Hercules says "Great. Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."

The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the strongest."

Snow White says, "As did I, and I am truly the fairest."

Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and says, "Who the heck is Janet Reno?"

[GuchiGuh]

ROFLMAO!

[NetSnake]

Originally posted by az
I know the same joke with GWB, and different questions (save for the last two ones, of course), and I must say, it's a lot more realistic

AZ

same here

[ZokesPro]

Joel.... I love your "joke of the day", and Brian R...... hahaha yours is just as funny too.