Parenting...

[Gurm]

Just when you think you're making REAL progress with the kid... you can tell him not to do something and he USUALLY won't do it, he ASKS before rearranging the fridge in his own highly space efficient manner... etc.

JUST when you think you're getting there...

He takes a dump, decides it's yucky, doesn't tell you, takes off his pants AND diaper, and rolls around on the couch to get it all off his butt.

Thought I'd share.

- Gurm

[Umfriend]

No thank you! LOL

So you really thought you could be done after 2 months and 3 weeks? And you almost did three majors at 18????

[GuchiGuh]

I'M GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF, SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
nice new sig/avatar Gurm!!

[mutz]

Be grateful he's not into finger painting. On the walls, on the furniture, on your keyboard, in your shoes, on the stuff you were just working on, et cetra ad infinitum...

[RhinoZ]

My little girl figured out how to take off her diaper too, just a couple of weeks ago. She took off her diaper near the front stepped into the dirty diaper, then proceeded to the kitchen to show me her dirty feet while holding said diaper in her hand and smiling like she won the lottery.
Good thing I have ceramic tile, easy to clean but boy did she stink up the joint.

[ZokesPro]

Sounds like having kids is a challenge and a half!

So has Julie seen the couch yet?

[Byock]

Oh my. My kids never did that!

[Gurm]

No, and it's been upholstery cleaned. Thank GOD.

- Gurm

[Kooldino]

Re: Parenting...

Originally posted by Gurm
Just when you think you're making REAL progress with the kid... you can tell him not to do something and he USUALLY won't do it, he ASKS before rearranging the fridge in his own highly space efficient manner... etc.

JUST when you think you're getting there...

He takes a dump, decides it's yucky, doesn't tell you, takes off his pants AND diaper, and rolls around on the couch to get it all off his butt.

Thought I'd share.

- Gurm

OOOoh man. Very ouch. Lock that kid in his room!

[The Rock]

Sounds like the little guy was trying to teach dad a rotten smelly lesson.

[Jessterw]

Oh you have no idea what you're in for Gurm... trust me on that one. Would say you're lucky to only have one to deal with, but Logan's too smart for his own good I think.

So Julie doesn't know? Hrm...

[Gurm]

She knows.

I said "Look at the couch. What do you notice?".

She said "What? It looks like a couch... but it's cleaner than it was before."

I said "That's good, since Logan crapped on it today."

- Gurm

[GNEP]

LOL

[KRSESQ]

Welcome to parenthood.

When my youngest was little, he pulled off his diaper and started playing with the contents. When I asked him what he thought he was doing, he proudly said "I made a turdle!"

15 years later he's still living it down.

Kevin

edit: sorry for repeating lost post.

[Lizzard[MPE]]

Originally posted by Gurm
She knows.

I said "Look at the couch. What do you notice?".

She said "What? It looks like a couch... but it's cleaner than it was before."

I said "That's good, since Logan crapped on it today."

- Gurm

haha that was so a gurm way of telling her