Sucker!!!!

[Rakido]

argh, wrong thread ....

[mutz]

Know who this is?

[omegaRED]

Que?

[mutz]

"I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink; that's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."

[Technoid]

sigh

[mutz]

"After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse"

Children should neither be seen nor heard from -- ever again.

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

I don't drink water; fish **** in it.

I never met a kid I liked.

I was married once -- in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again. Then give up. There's no use being a damned fool about it.

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.

Thou shalt not commit adultery ... unless in the mood.

Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.

[bsdgeek]

Thar be some o' them thar one liners.

[Tjalfe]

Good old PT Barnum
I guess he was right.. there is a sucker born every minute

[gt40]

P.T. Barnum??
isn't that W.C. Fields?

[Tjalfe]

oh yeah.. proving that I was a sucker too... close enough.. old dead guy
doh!

oh well.. postcount++.. it still served its purpose

[mutz]

...one every minute.

[drslump]

Originally posted by drslump
hey, don't mess with me mind!
what's this thread about?

Now I see it's about nothing

[RibsteakRon]

Said in Sgt. Schultz's voice "I see nothing, I hear NNNNNOTHING!

[bsdgeek]

Ranier Wolfcastle/Radioactive man: The goggles, they do NOTHING!

Ranier Wolfcastle: Ha ha, go ahead and look, the whole world saw it in Nudist Camp Kommandant. I wore NOTHING!

[mutz]

It was one of those days, so hot your brain goes in delerium, doing anything takes a superhuman effort and everything is annoying. And in this non-atmosphere I was trying to fix something I got suckered on. A professional sucker job.

Out of curiousity, I typed "sucker" in Google. Naturally, skeighty-eight thousand hits. So click, click, click. Some stupid, some funny, some p0rn. Then I hit one site with a little pop-up window with "Sucker!" above and an Ok button below. I clicked Ok, naturally cause I'm a sucker. It locked everything with only one choice but to click Ok to everything the jerk who set up that site put in that little pop-up.

"You are a sucker!" Ok "I just farted and you have to smell it" Ok "Ha ha ha, I've got you sucker!" Ok, "I just farted again. Like it?" Ok "Ha ha ha" Ok. "You've gotta click 99 times to get out of here" Ok, etc. The 99 clicks was a sucker lie. I finally hit the reset button.

Now, on the 500th sucker view on this thread, I'm just telling you it wouldn't have been so funny had I just posted that Sucker URL and left you to it.

...and who hasn't been suckered hundreds of times?

I always think I'm going to be wiser for the experience, but there is always a new way to get suckered. -not from WC Fields

It's cooler today...