She Smiles and Giggles

[Wombat]

A Poem entitled " She Smiles And Giggles"

When I first met my wife, and asked her to dance,
she smiled, she giggled, and she nodded her head.

When I asked her to marry me,
she smiled, she giggled, and she nodded her head.

When I asked her how many children she'd like to have,
she smiled, she giggled, and she nodded her head.


And that is when I realized,
She was retarded.

[Admiral]

when I asked her to blow...
ah, never mind

[IM_Riktar]

A couple is having a quiet dinner celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. During the meal the wife asks her beloved what was going through his mind the first time he laid eyes on her.

With little hesitation hubby replies: "All I could think of was screwing your brains out."

Although a little taken aback by his response the wife was pleased with the answer.

As the couple got up to leave the table the woman pulls her man to her and whispers softly in his ear: "And what are you thinking now?"

With NO hesitation the reply was whispered back: "I think it worked."