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Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing! -
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing! -
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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so, you're single then?Buckaroo, the President's on line 1, calling about is everything okay with the alien space bomb and Planet Ten, or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Which was yes? The destroy Russia, or the, uh, number two?Comment
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I like that 3rd one. She doesn't even get to the Gap.Originally posted by gt40
#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
"You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
people do all day!"Comment
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Having been married for 18 years, I find I now dont get to the "gap" that often anymore either.........I like that 3rd one. She doesn't even get to the Gap.
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LOL.Originally posted by LvR
Having been married for 18 years, I find I now dont get to the "gap" that often anymore either.........
#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
"You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
people do all day!"Comment
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Hahaha, GT40, good stuff
McRheaComment
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When packing for a Holiday.
Man 3 minutes max.
Women three to two weeks and then still forgets something and then blames the man.Comment
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How true!Originally posted by The PIT
When packing for a Holiday.
Man 3 minutes max.
Women three to two weeks and then still forgets something and then blames the man.
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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Brian (the devil incarnate)
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You guys need to come to Korea and get yourself a KOREAN girl. Subdued, Loyal, Cute, won't get fat when they have a kid, cooks you dinner, and they'll do whatever you want them to.
RAWR!
I've crossed American women off my dating list, too many of my friends have problems with American women.McRheaComment
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Brian you forgot the 2nd and 3rd wardrobes.Comment
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Man: 1 or 2 pairs of shoes for work; 1 pair of v. smelly trainers; 1 pair casual shoes/boots.
Woman: 6,458 pairs of shoes/boots/sandals/clogs for work;
12,345 pairs of shoes/boots/sandals/clogs for going out;
326 pairs of comfy shoes/slippers/sandals for scruffing about in;
3 pairs of trainers to walk to work in;
2 pairs of trainers for the gym;
1 pair of trainers for going outside in;
14 pairs of "old" trainers for painting/decorating;
67 pairs of "silly" shoes.
3,124 pairs of shoes from the above categories "waiting to go to the shoe repairer's".
Of the above, 4,395 pairs of the woman's shoes have NEVER BEEN WORN.DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.netComment
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Brian, oh so true.
My wife is 160cm tall, weighs about 45kg and takes up 85% of the bed and 140% of all closet space
repeats to self: I do love my wife, I do love my wife...
Juu nin to iro
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.Comment
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