Canadians...

[Drizzt]

http://www.wedonotliveinigloos.com

[mutz]

...Canadians are great!

... and even greater because they refuse to become US Americans.

[ZokesPro]

Strange but real Canadian Laws

Alberta
-Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
-Wooden logs may not be painted.
-You may never use dice to play craps.
-If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

HAHAHA!!! This si hilarious! Especially since i'm from there.

[Gurm]

Dude, I wanna get thrown in the drunk tank overnight in Alberta, just so they're obliged to give me bullets and a horse.

Gurm_

[KvHagedorn]

Originally posted by Gurm
Dude, I wanna get thrown in the drunk tank overnight in Alberta, just so they're obliged to give me bullets and a horse.

Gurm_

Exactly.. hey, this could turn into a great business. Speeding and double-parking, refusing to pay the tickets, then spending a night in jail.. Bing! Free horse, gun, bullets! You could be a full time horse trader/arms dealer/jail bird!

[Gurm]

No kidding!

So long as they don't implement a 3 strikes rule!

Gpar_

[ALBPM]

Keep the friggn horse I want 2 guns.....LOL

[bsdgeek]

[McRhea]

LMAO @ bsdgeek!!

That is perfect!

[Chrono_Wanderer]

hahahahaha

American, a Canadian, and an Australian were sitting in a seedy bar enjoying a few beers. The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he threw the glass into the air and shot it with his handgun. As he set the handgun on the bar, he told the Canadian and the Australian that in the great U.S. of A, they had so much money they never drank out of the same glass twice. Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass into the air and shot the glass with the American's gun. As he was setting the gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in Australia they had so much sand that glass was cheap and he too never drank out of the same glass twice. Next the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off the bar, and shot the American. As he was setting the gun back on the bar, he told the Australian that in Canada we have so many Americans you never have to drink with the same one twice.

[McRhea]

Damn.. that 3D pong game they have on that site is hard!

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Gurm
Dude, I wanna get thrown in the drunk tank overnight in Alberta, just so they're obliged to give me bullets and a horse.

Gurm_

Now see, if I would have known this before I could have gotten some REAL guns for FREE instead of PAYING for PLASTIC ones.

Dammit.