Time to update the boring Office email and Meeting Vocabulary

[ALBPM]

Lets get creative and come up with a new Office vocabulary.

I'm sick and tired of seeing all the email that starts out with :

All,
Folks,
Team,

Do you know what I mean here????

It has to be Cool, Humorus, Contemporay, Geeky, Ghetto but still "PC".

Like taking minutes at a meeting could be "tagging"

Come on MURCers let's overhaul the Buisness World...

[GNEP]

Friends,
Romans,
Countymen,

(although this doesn't really work as I have about 10 nationalities in the 13 people I immediately work with...)

People,
Fellow Grunts,
or just plain "Good morning," (it's always morning in one of our offices...)
Are ones I use.

[Dr Mordrid]

My morning half-awake pleanantry on the way to the lab &/or studio;

"Dammit !! Get the hell out of the way!!"

Usually targeted at Spike, who thinks he's a 110 lb footwarmer, even if you're still walking

Dr. Mordrid

[RhinoZ]

If I email my fellow workers, I sometimes start off the email as
My fellow F**k Ups.. Just my buddies not my bosses..they have no sense of humour. Actually they have no sense at all.

[Dr Mordrid]

they have no sense of humour. Actually they have no sense at all.

Aren't those pre-requisites for management school?

Dr. Mordrid