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When I was a boy, I believed a great, invisible chicken guided me on the path of righteousness, while the evil, invisible fox tried to lead me astray by tempting me with specious promises of "the other white meat."
I now doubt the existence of chicken. I also have a problem with rabbit, duck, and frog legs.
I like chicken. It tastes nice. I can only believe in something I have tasted for myself. Therefore I doubt that shit exists, but chicken most certainly does.
Originally posted by Byock Of course they exisit. If they did not, what is KFC selling??
Ever wondered why they changed their name to KFC, instead of the full "Kentucky Fried Chicken"? There was a while there that they weren't serving chicken!
A guy I work with spent two days in the hospital with food poisoning after eating at KFC. The doctor asked him to take the bones into a local lab for testing. When he got home, he fished the bones out of the garbage, and took them in. When the results came back, the results were:
"Inconclusive. Definitely not chicken. Most likely pigeon or seagull."
I'm not kidding. He still has the lab report. Apparently they were sued over this, and don't do it anymore, but I still won't eat there ever again.
Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox
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