Do you believe in chicken?

[Ajax]

Why didn't the atheist chicken cross the road?

He didn't believe in the other side.

[KvHagedorn]

I said no.. just because no one else had.

[Gurm]

No. I mean, what if the machines didn't know what chicken tasted like? Maybe that's why everything tastes like chicken!

Gpar_

[Marshmallowman]

I believe in chicken.
I believe in fried chicken
I believe in roast chicken
I believe in marinated chicken grilled slowly on a BBQ.
I believe in chicken with garnishes
I believe in chicken without garnishes

I believe in world where all chickens are cooked equally well, be it bantams or rhode island reds..

I have dream, a chicken in every pot, a pot for every chicken.


But just leave the marshmallows alone

[cjolley]

Originally posted by Marshmallowman
...a pot for every chicken. ..

What about the GRILL!
Don't forget the GRILL!!!!!
chuck

[az]

cjolley, where is your avatar from? Is it an easteregg from inside the game, or did someone just make it?

AZ

[gt40]

I've never tasted a chicken I didn't like.

[cjolley]

Originally posted by az
cjolley, where is your avatar from? Is it an easteregg from inside the game, or did someone just make it?

AZ

Go to the temple of the moon in Commander Keen 4 and stand for a while.
Billy will get tired of waiting and sit down to read a book.
But if you are on one of the moons in the lower hallway, every once & a while he will moon you instead of sitting.

I went through that game so many times that at one time I went though and got EVERY point available in the game.

Boy, did I have too much time on my hands back then

chuck

[az]

But they were REALLY great games! Better than anything id/Apogee produced afterwards

AZ

[cjolley]

Originally posted by az


But they were REALLY great games! Better than anything id/Apogee produced afterwards

AZ

Oh, I think Commander Keen 4 is one of the best games ever written.
Second only to Quake 1 perhaps.
Did you get how to ride the foot over to the hidden temple?
chuck

[Fred H]

And now for something completely different.
(Is it an old chicken storry?)

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground
here.

AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing
the road represented the application of these two different functions of
government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to
the American people.

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels
of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from decent, hard-working Americans.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll
bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road.
I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help
chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much
more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by
their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money,
money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
"other-side." That's what they call it-the other side. Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken you will become gay too. I say
we boycott all chickens 'til we sort out this abomination that the liberal
media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken
tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a
serious case of moulting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of
crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act or rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death
its right to do it.

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to
cross before you believe it?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of the chicken.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing
order at the farmers market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a
certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken, please?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou salt
cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS I missed one?

[az]

Originally posted by cjolley
Oh, I think Commander Keen 4 is one of the best games ever written.
Second only to Quake 1 perhaps.
Did you get how to ride the foot over to the hidden temple?
chuck

Oh yes it is

I think I've played through all of it, but never in one game, so I never really beat it. 1 and 4 were the only good ones I know. Hated Keendreams etc. BTW, do you know "Jill of the Jungle"?

AZ

[bsdgeek]

Wow, Commander Keen that takes me back...

[cjolley]

Originally posted by az
...BTW, do you know "Jill of the Jungle"?

You mean the ORIGINAL Laura Croft?
Of Course!
And Dukle Nukem, before he went Hollywood.
chuck

[Fred H]

I have dream, a chicken in every pot, a pot for every chicken.