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Carrie:
"Balls are to men what purses are to women."
"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit."
"I like my money right where I can see it...hanging in my closet."
"I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old fashioned girl, I prefer calling and hanging up."
"Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a cosmopolitan."
Samantha (the man-eater):
"I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once!"
"Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls...because they can."
"If it's so hard to get pregnant, how do you account for the number of crying children on planes?"
"Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said 'this isn't so bad'."
"I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people."
Miranda:
"I'm a biological underachiever. And it's ironic because that ovary went to Harvard!"
"Help me, I don't have any outfits that go with 'hunk'."
"I'm living with skid-marks guy."
Miranda: "What ever happened to growing old gracefully?"
Carrie: "It got old."
"How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts"
Charlotte:
"I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men." (speaking of Samantha)
"You don’t know Samantha like I do. She has so many notches in her bed post it’s practically whittled down to a toothpick."
"Hi Mrs Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you?"
"I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted. Where is he?"
"We're not barren, we're reproductively challenged."
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Why is it that these sound awfully familar, even though I don't watch the show?
Dr. Mordrid
"Balls are to men what purses are to women."
"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit."
"I like my money right where I can see it...hanging in my closet."
"I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old fashioned girl, I prefer calling and hanging up."
"Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a cosmopolitan."
Samantha (the man-eater):
"I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once!"
"Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls...because they can."
"If it's so hard to get pregnant, how do you account for the number of crying children on planes?"
"Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said 'this isn't so bad'."
"I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people."
Miranda:
"I'm a biological underachiever. And it's ironic because that ovary went to Harvard!"
"Help me, I don't have any outfits that go with 'hunk'."
"I'm living with skid-marks guy."
Miranda: "What ever happened to growing old gracefully?"
Carrie: "It got old."
"How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts"
Charlotte:
"I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men." (speaking of Samantha)
"You don’t know Samantha like I do. She has so many notches in her bed post it’s practically whittled down to a toothpick."
"Hi Mrs Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you?"
"I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted. Where is he?"
"We're not barren, we're reproductively challenged."
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Why is it that these sound awfully familar, even though I don't watch the show?
Dr. Mordrid
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