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    Straight from my email to you fellow Murcers
    (I sure hope someone used this )


    This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait till you see the last one)!

    GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

    DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

    EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT

    PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

    DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

    THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

    SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

    ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

    MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

    SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z ' S

    A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I ' M A DOT IN PLACE

    THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

    ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

    And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

    Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! But isn't that interesting!
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


    i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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    Not bad!
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    • #3
      pretty sure it's been on here before, but I'm too lazy to search for it. Good none the less.

      Jammrock
      “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
      –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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      • #4
        ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
        brilliant.
        no matrox, no matroxusers.

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        • #5
          A german palindrome: Leben Sie mit Siegreits Rune: "Deine Zier sei dies: reize nie den Urstiergeist im Eisnebel!"

          Makes no sense, of course.

          AZ
          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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          • #6
            err yep. no sense....at all.
            works thou~

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            • #7
              This is the last paragraph of Bush/Blair joint message to the Iraqi people:

              "Coalition forces will remain in Iraq as long as necessary to help the Iraqi people to build their own political institutions and reconstruct their country, but no longer. We look forward to welcoming a liberated Iraq to the international community of nations. We call upon our partners in the international community to join with us in ensuring a democratic and secure future for the Iraqi people."

              =

              Coalition forces will retain Iraq as long as necessary to pump the Iraqi oil tit and build our own oil institutions and construct a Starbuck's or a Fina station, maybe a lot longer. I welcome the UN to meet in Iraq (won't help once). We call upon the oil community to join in pumping oil and in screwing Iraq. They need retain no crude; there is no car or train.

              We control their future hope. Fear not terror!

              Fill it up!

              or

              President George W. Bush = This bugger needs power.

              chuck
              Last edited by cjolley; 6 August 2003, 10:27.
              Chuck
              秋音的爸爸

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              • #8
                For many more realy good ones go here: http://www.anagrammy.com/

                chuck
                Chuck
                秋音的爸爸

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                • #9
                  <Pedant>The problem with the Iraq one Chuck is that Fina is part of Total (previously TFE), a French company, shock horror!</pedant>

                  Sorry, couldn't resist...
                  DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                  • #10
                    Actually the palindrom is a perfect sentence, even makes sense to me.
                    no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by GNEP
                      <Pedant>The problem with the Iraq one Chuck is that Fina is part of Total (previously TFE), a French company, shock horror!</pedant>

                      Sorry, couldn't resist...

                      chuck
                      Chuck
                      秋音的爸爸

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                      • #12
                        Hey - I had "< pedant >" tags in there... the database must have eaten them
                        DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                        • #13
                          We can now use HTML, so it probably wasn't the database

                          just use &amp;lt; for &lt; and &amp;gt; for &gt;

                          AZ
                          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                          • #14
                            Off Topic:
                            yeah - I knew that but was being lazy...
                            DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                            • #15
                              K

                              /me doesn't like how the OT tag looks.

                              postcount++

                              AZ
                              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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