Random thoughts while drunk

[Helevitia]

My wife is playing Air Supply. I actually like Air Supply We were dancing and singing the songs together. My mom would be singing with us.

Earlier we were listening to new bands with our 13 yr old son. It's nice that we can trade CDs and he can turn me on to new music.

I need more wine WE polished off some Husch Savnignon Blanc and Wente Bro. Chardonnay. I'm debating on opening a third bottle, but god damn!

My dogs are ****ing awesome! And my new cat. We have Kona, Meeka, and Spooky(cat).

PS7 class book is cool! I ned to learn more. I also got dreamweaver which is kick ass!

Dave

[Dr Mordrid]

Get some coffee dude....lots of it....

Dr. Mordrid

[ayoub_ibrahim]

[Sasq]

Naa more booze, just had my wifes and father-in-laws birthday.

I feel pickled as well

Dan

[az]

I'm not drunk (haven't been for waaay too long, had 2 beers in the last 3 months), but cats are always cool

And it's cool that you can share music with your son!

AZ

[ALBPM]

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees or lower back.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.

[ZokesPro]

I don't drink, I have my reasons, but it sure is fun to see others inebriated.

[Helevitia]

Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
Get some coffee dude....lots of it....

Dr. Mordrid

Dude, should I? Like totally

It's morning and I now have coffee

Dave

[Helevitia]

Originally posted by Sasq
Naa more booze, just had my wifes and father-in-laws birthday.

I feel pickled as well

Dan

You know what they say, once you become a pickle you can never go back to being a cucumber anymore

Dave

[Helevitia]

Originally posted by az
I'm not drunk (haven't been for waaay too long, had 2 beers in the last 3 months), but cats are always cool

And it's cool that you can share music with your son!

AZ

Yeah, we pretty much listen to the same thing. It's pretty nice. If it wasn't for him, I would be way out of the music scene, but he keeps it fresh.

Dave

[Helevitia]

Originally posted by ALBPM
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
--------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees or lower back.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.

LMAO!

[Helevitia]

Originally posted by ZokesPro
I don't drink, I have my reasons, but it sure is fun to see others inebriated.

Most of the time

Dave