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Hmmm. I really like women. Life would be very dull and boring without them. And if there were no women, there would be no need for certain male anatomical parts and all men could pee sitting down. How would that be?
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Coming to think of it, I've always been opposed to dual-purpose tools. My motto: one tool, one job. God has played a dirty trick on us: we should have two penises, one for piddling and the other for, er, you-know-what
Brian (the devil incarnate)
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ROFLMAO!!!
How true.
This is why everyone I know that is married told me the two most powerful words a man can speak to his wife are, "Yes, dear."
Jammrock“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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And I'm sure you could put the second one somewhere a whole lot more convenient!Originally posted by Brian Ellis
Coming to think of it, I've always been opposed to dual-purpose tools. My motto: one tool, one job. God has played a dirty trick on us: we should have two penises, one for piddling and the other for, er, you-know-what
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God has played a dirty trick on us:
It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings...
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