At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement which has struck terror into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement which has struck terror into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.


). But somebody probably would have opened it at the airport...I mean, you can always transport a bomb or something in a can, not to mention that when opened it has sharp edges that can be used as a knife 

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