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  • The Plan...

    Because I foresee this happening in the near feature…

    How Shit Happens


    In the Beginning was The Plan
    And then came the Assumptions
    And the Assumptions were without form
    And the Plan was completely without substance
    And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers
    And the Workers spoke amongst themselves, saying
    "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
    And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
    "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."
    And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,
    "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong,
    such that none may abide by it."
    And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,
    "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
    And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another,
    "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
    And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,
    "It promotes growth and is very powerful."
    And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,
    "This new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this
    Company, and in these Areas in particular."
    And the President looked upon The Plan,
    And saw that it was good, and The Plan became Policy.
    And this is how Shit Happens.




    ~Sethos
    "...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark Twain

  • #2
    ROFL
    pretty much that way, yes
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • #3
      And then when it started to smell there was they Hutton enquiry.
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