South Jersey Scavenger hunt this Sat night

[Kooldino]

If anyone is interested in joining in, we need extra players. The general area is around exit 40 on the Parkway.

As you may remember, we played last week and had a blast! SO this week we're looking for a few more players and a new list of crap to find. Keep in mind, we take pics of all the stuff, we don't actually have to take anything, so it keeps it simple.

Here's the list we used last week...post some suggestions for new items if you can, as well as how many points that item should be worth. Last week we played on a scale of 1-3pts, but this time we want to extend it to 1-4pts per item. I'll try not read your items until Sat, so I don't start thinking ahead and such. I'd really like to avoid using the same items as last time.

3-mullet
3-someone mooning (not in your group) TWO BONUS POINTS IF IT'S A FEMALE
2-pyramid of food items at grocery store (yes you can make it yourself), minimum 3ft high
2-person on moped
2-someone holding "adult novelty" toy
3-Someone with three or more piercings on face (ears dont count)
2-empty 40 oz bottle (no you cannot drink it and then photograph it)
2-extremely pimply person
3-picture of someone with a mowhawk
1-soda machine that sells grape soda
2-pictures of you humping 3 random statues in your city
1-a pair of bowling shoes
3-a picture of you with a live cow
2-Three out of state license plates
1-picture of a do not disturb sign from a hotel (could be hotel specific)
3-pictures of 3 free food samples
3-a february 2003 issue of any magazine.
2-tokens from 3 different arcades/casino/parkway token
3-picture of you with a transgender person
2-hood squirty lights
2-car with mismatched wheels
3-inappropriate sticker on car (e.g. "TRD" on Honda, "Type R" on Saturn, etc)
1-altezza's on domestic
1-Toyota Corolla
1-aluminum or double decker car wing
1-Alteeza/Euro tail lights
1-4” or larger exhaust tip
1-vinyl graphics on a car
2-mismatched boy kit/colors
2-picture of you with a cigarette machine
3-picture of u with a condom machine
2-picture of you in the wrong bathroom (man in womans woman in mans)
3-a girl flashing tits or snatch
1-A discarded cigarette butt
2-pre 1980 pickup truck
3-a retainer
2-3 or more computers in a single shot.
2-A picture with a freshman girl in college
3-80's action figures
3-an old version of napster still installed on a computer
3-a cop car at a donut shop (2 bonus points if you get a shot of a cop WITH a donut)
3-a picture of a 7 series BMW
3-picture of a chick with red hair (she must agree to pose for the pic)
2-picture of a house with a white picket fence
1-picture of lactose free milk
2-picture of any expired food
1-picture of a stuffed animal dog
3-a guy in a muscle car w/ a mullet
2-a kid with a sideways/backwards hat in a riced car (extra point is the rim is not bent)
1-standing next to a movie cardboard stand up (Hulk, Matrix etc.)
3-a girl in the mall with big bangs (shouldn't be hard in Jersey ). 3 point bonus if she's wearing a jean jacket.
1-picture of a highway exit sign containing the number "4" in it
2-picture of a person jogging
2-picture of a stray cat
3-picture of kids skateboarding
3-exposed thong
3-a bag of milk
3-a real hooker, shouldn't be hard in AC
2-a jailbait chick
3-picture of a receipt from the grocery store where the only things on it are a cucumber and vaseline.
2-An old lady w/ blue hair
3-pic of stacked shopping carts... 1 extra point for anything higher than 3
3-Picture of someone playing a musical instrument on the corner for tips
3-picture of a cop slapping cuffs on one of the people in the hunt (ask him to pose the pic)
3-a black and white tv
2-Picture of a train
3-Picture of the participant in the feminine hygeine aisle of a grocery store w/ a cart full of said products.
3-Picture of a bum with a funny sign.
3-hottest girl
3-hottest car
3- guy on a Harley with a black leather jacket: 3pts +1 bonus point if he has a WW1 looking German helmet on. +1 more if it has the spike
1-picture of someone on a sport bike
2-picture of roadkill
3-for a pic of the WORST, most FOUL defecation
3-the fattest girl. +2 if you put your arm around her
3-girl named Jen
3-Bicycle that holds the most people (more than 1)
3-A salt-water taffy pulling machine
1-pic of someone pulled over. 3 bonuts points if it's YOU who is legitamately pulled over
3-GARDEN GNOME
3-glass sphere outside of house
1-EAGLES paraphenalia
2-lightning
1-pididdle
1-decipherable vanity tag
1-SALE sign – cannot be any item over $100
1-car w/ donut
1-someone in a suit
3-a picture of you on an opponents vacant vehicle.

[Kooldino]

Hey, here's some pics from the scavenger hunt last week. Here's just a few of the good ones...


Me in the Women's bathroom:



My teammate humping a statue (of a horse no less):



A supermarket food pyramid (which we made out of iced tea):



Ok, there's a little story here. One of the items on the list last week was a receipt with nothing on it but a cucumber (or something comparable) and a jar of vasaline (petroleum jelly). My teammate and I waltzed into an Acme, and he grabbed a banana (in place of a cucumber...just so he can snack on it). We walked around the health aisles like 4 times and gave up on finding the vasaline. It was nowhere to be found. So we're standing there complaining that we can't find it...and...what's this...a cucumber just randomly at the end of the aisle...on the complete opposite side of the store from where you'd find a cucumber. It was still cold. We knew it had to be from the other team. Gave them a buzz on the cell phone...

Scott (my teammate): Hey, what's up?
Other team: Nada.
Scott:Couldn't find the vasalene, could ya?
Other team: LOL ,no.
Scott: yeah, we found your cucumber.

BWAHAHAHA.

Ok, so it's not that funny if i actually tell it, but a lot of the stuff you really had to be there for. The pics don't do the night justice. Plus there's some that are just too wrong to post here. The foulest defecation one is a good example of that...which currently has a 7+ rating on ratemypoo.com. Anyway, on with the pics...



Alteezas on a domestic...



There were a few more that we promised not to post on the internet, so we won't. :-)

Here's some pics from the other team (the bad guys):

Mullet:



Jailbait w/ bowling shoes (double points for using things in combination):



Donut wheel on a car:



That's all for now. :-) There's tons of random pics none of you would care about, but I just figured I'd post some as requested as a thanks for some of the ideas. Party on, wayne.

[Tjalfe]

looks fun.. though it is a tad far to drive for a game

[Kooldino]

That it was.

psst - we need some suggestions for this week!

[Tjalfe]

a picture of a canadian $2 coin

[Kooldino]

Originally posted by tjalfe
a picture of a canadian $2 coin

that's damn impossible!

[Tjalfe]

then a picture of any canadian currency

[Kooldino]

That works.

[Wombat]

Originally posted by Kooldino
that's damn impossible!

Dude, no it's not. Toonies aren't too hard to come by.

[Kooldino]

Originally posted by Wombat
Dude, no it's not. Toonies aren't too hard to come by.

Based on our rules it is. One of the rules is that since we're playing in "my neck of the woods", I can't utilize my friends that aren't playing. IE, I can't call up my friends and ask around, only because they don't have friends nearby. So we're basically limited to public places that are open at midnight.

[Wombat]

True. Canadian change only shows up in Jersey when we don't want it.

[Kooldino]

Originally posted by Wombat
True. Canadian change only shows up in Jersey when we don't want it.

Haha, yeah. And that all ended last week. :-)

[ZokesPro]

How about finding a guy whose gut doesn't fit in his shirt? Or better yet, someone wearing DUCK shoes, hehe. (damn I hate those shoes)

[Kooldino]

DUCK shoes? What's that?

Someone who doesn't fit in their shirt. Hmm, could work.

[ZokesPro]

Duck shoes!