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    A guy walked into a bar in Saskatchewan and orders a mudslide. The
    bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?
    "No," replies the man, "I'm from Manitoba".
    The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Manitoba ?"
    "I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
    The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a
    tax-e-derm-ist?
    "The man says,"I mount animals".
    The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys,
    he's one of us!"
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    • #3
      We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


      i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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      • #4
        Haha! The humor is apparent within the post, therefore inspiring laughter to the 3rd degree!

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        • #5
          ROFL
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • #6
            What's a mudslide?

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            • #7
              A chocolaty frozen drink involving Irish creme, and other stuff. Not quite a fru-fru drink, on the same level as a white russian. But damn tasty at summer parties.
              Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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              • #8
                lol. Good one..

                ~~DukeP~~

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                • #9
                  Virgin wool comes only from ewes that can run faster than the shepherd.
                  Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Brian Ellis
                    Virgin wool comes only from ewes that can run faster than the shepherd.
                    I thought it came from ugly sheep.
                    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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