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  • staying late in the office, for a quicky?

    Here's something to consider...

    10% of women had s?? within the first hour of their first date
    20% of men had s?? in a non-traditional place
    36% of women favour nudity
    45% of women prefer dark men with blue eyes
    46% of women experienced anal s??
    70% of women prefer s?? in the morning
    80% of men have never experienced homos??ual relations
    90% of women would like to have s?? in the forest
    99% of women have never experienced s?? in the office.

    Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having
    anal s?? in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have s??
    in the office at the end of the day.

    Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it.
    Lawrence

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    But we named the *dog* Indiana...
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    • #3
      We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


      i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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      • #4
        I knew there was no good reason to stay late...
        "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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          A forest is non-traditional? Jesus, don't people go camping anymore?
          Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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          • #6
            That does it, I'm going home right now!

            A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Wombat
              A forest is non-traditional? Jesus, don't people go camping anymore?
              As often as possible
              Dr. Mordrid
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              An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

              I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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              • #8
                Re: staying late in the office, for a quicky?

                Originally posted by LvR
                Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it.

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                • #9
                  That does it, I'm going home right now!
                  LOL
                  Life is a bed of roses. Everyone else sees the roses, you are the one being gored by the thorns.

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                  • #10
                    I always knew there was a good reason to go contemplating things of the Universe in the Forest.

                    J1NG

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                    • #11
                      ROFL!!
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • #12
                        Heh.
                        (Y)

                        ~~DukeP~~

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