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Words of Wisdom.....Maybe??
Man who runs in front of a car gets tired.
Man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
Man with just one chopstick will go hungry.
Man who eats many prunes get s a good run for his money.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Never expect a cat to give a damn
And last, but not least......
Never trust a dog to watch your dinner
Man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
Man with just one chopstick will go hungry.
Man who eats many prunes get s a good run for his money.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Never expect a cat to give a damn
And last, but not least......
Never trust a dog to watch your dinner
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