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    HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

    Wine her,
    Dine her,
    Call her,
    Hug her,
    Support her,
    Hold her,
    Surprise her,
    Compliment her,
    Smile at her,
    Listen to her,
    Laugh with her,
    Cry with her,
    Romance her,
    Encourage her,
    Believe in her,
    Pray with her,
    Pray for her,
    Cuddle with her,
    Shop with her,
    Give her jewelry,
    Buy her flowers,
    Hold her hand,
    Write love letters to her,
    Go to the end of the
    Earth and back again for her --


    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

    Show up naked --
    Bring food --
    Don't block the TV

    Men --isn't it nice to be simple!!
    Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

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    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

    Show up naked --
    Bring food --
    Don't block the TV
    You forgot the beer

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    • #3
      OK...

      HOW TO REALLY IMPRESS A MAN:

      Show up naked --
      Bring Beer --
      Bring food --
      Don't block the TV
      Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

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      • #4
        OK...

        HOW TO REALLY, REALLY IMPRESS A MAN:

        Show up naked --
        Bring a friend --
        Bring Beer --
        Bring food --
        Don't block the TV

        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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        • #5
          stress that the friend is a GIRLfriend
          Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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          • #6
            Also, "Have lots of money"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Brian R.
              Also, "Have lots of money"
              I think that's more for women

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              • #8
                Think again.


                ~~DukeP~~

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Admiral
                  You forgot the beer
                  Whaddaya mean? Beer is food!
                  Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                  • #10
                    my bad

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                    • #11
                      Re: Women and Men

                      Originally posted by MultimediaMan
                      HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

                      Wine her,
                      Dine her,
                      Call her,
                      Hug her,
                      Support her,
                      Hold her,
                      Surprise her,
                      Compliment her,
                      Smile at her,
                      Listen to her,
                      Laugh with her,
                      Cry with her,
                      Romance her,
                      Encourage her,
                      Believe in her,
                      Pray with her,
                      Pray for her,
                      Cuddle with her,
                      Shop with her,
                      Give her jewelry,
                      Buy her flowers,
                      Hold her hand,
                      Write love letters to her,
                      Go to the end of the
                      Earth and back again for her --


                      HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

                      Show up naked --
                      Bring food --
                      Don't block the TV

                      Men --isn't it nice to be simple!!
                      Speak for yourself, simple one..

                      My list:

                      HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

                      Don't smoke,
                      Don't do drugs,
                      Don't have tattoos,
                      Don't wear makeup, but still look wonderful,
                      Take care of yourself,
                      Be kindhearted and show it,
                      Be a friend, a lover, and not a manipulator,
                      Be down to earth,
                      Love me unconditionally,
                      Have my kids,
                      And don't sweat the "HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN" list too much, especially the shopping, jewelry, flowers, and love letters parts..

                      The naked part would be good, too btw..

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                      • #12
                        Well... IMO, the trouble starts when people try to impress each other. And to befriend and to love requires no How Too, it just happens...
                        How can you possibly take anything seriously?
                        Who cares?

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                        • #13
                          KvHagedorn: Spoilsport...we were just getting to the Swedish Bikini Team...

                          Simple is good; but you're right, of course.
                          Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

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                          • #14
                            Sorry to spoil the party too MM, but I meet too many casualties of Seduction Methods for Mutual Exploitation, full of mistrust and depression.

                            Nothing wrong with the joke because it is true, and truth hurts, and we laugh to hide and forget it.

                            Bring out the Swedish Bikini Team. My ex-wife was Swedish and would probably have been on such a team, which was one of the reasons I married her. No regrets, I learned something.
                            How can you possibly take anything seriously?
                            Who cares?

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